Conversations

Me: This kid is like a future soccer star! I don't remember Emily kicking this hard.
Carl: Me either
Me: ... but you aren't feeling it.
Carl: I felt it last night for quite a while - you were up against me and I could feel it against my butt.
Me: Oh - yeah and with Emily you had to pay attention if you wanted to feel it on the outside, see.
System kid: HA! Our baby kicked your ass already! *much giggling and variations on butt-kicking*

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